do you ever just remember that when Rory first met a Dalek
he tried to help it
like he didn’t immediately assume it would be evil or try to shoot him
he just tried to help it
and give it back it’s eggs
Notice how all of humanity has just gone downhill since they declared that Pluto was not a planet anymore
#wrath of Pluto
Actually, Pluto was the Roman’s name for Hades. They named a planet after a god of the dead then revoked its planetary status and thought everything would be okay. You fools
WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
WHY
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
My friend Caleb looks like Lucifer. Call in Cousin Matt and Caleb for an episode!
wow omg
i just thought that was a pic of younger mark pellegrino!
so now we have “cousin matt” and “my friend caleb”
Album: Doctorin' The Tardis (CD Single)
Track Name: Doctorin' The Tardis
Play Count: 201,129 plays
CALLING ALL WHOVIANS. STAND FOR YOUR SONG.
I just saluted my laptop
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOO OOOOH (HEY)
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOO OOOOH (HEY)
THE TARDIIIIIIS
DOCTOOOR WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DON’T MIND ME I’M JUST CASUALLY SINGING ALONG WITH THIS SONG
LET ME PLAY THE SONG OF MY PEOPLE
My god I haven’t heard this in ages!
OMG THIS IS GOLD. GOLD!!!!
#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough
Guys, btw, this is an actual insult
if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there
and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk
more you know
Every time I think of the black market, I actually imagine a market, with little stalls selling illegal things like nuclear weapons and organs.
who am i?






